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This page is updated on an ad
hoc basis with local gossip that does not necessarily make it to
the papers. This won't always be 100% accurate (so please
don't pick holes!), and presents an alternative view of village
life. However, many of the items are based on fact. We hope
you'll be able to spot which is which. Any views expressed are not necessarily endorsed by any
official body whatsoever, but hopefully may provide you with a bit
of amusement, as well as keeping you up to date on what has
happened in the village. If anyone feels a comment is offensive, please be
assured that none is intended to be, and email the webmaster
immediately to have it amended or removed. Likewise, if you have a
story to tell, also email the webmaster.
All gossip welcome! And thanks to those who continue to
contribute. Click on any hyperlink (like this)
to be taken to the relevant page.
| Dateline:
29 September 2006 |
| The
Art Exhibition is coming to the village. Peter Camfield has
organised a fantastic Art Exhibition that will take place
this coming Friday and Saturday (6 and 7 October) in the
village hall If previous
year's efforts are anything to go by (which they are)
this year's event will be well worth going to. See you
there! |
| Dateline:
28 September 2006 |
Email received today from a
web site visitor from Australia:
I recently found your site
while doing family history research on my ancestors
(family surname DREW). This is a very good web site
and your village looks really lovely.
I also looked at your link to
the Aldbourne site and notice that they are including
their parish registers online. Are you intending to
also do this with your parish registers, as it would be a
big boon to genealogists who live in other countries (I
live in Australia) and cannot get access to some of these
resources? I know this would be a huge job, but
think it is something that a lot of people would be
interested in.
Thank you for setting up your
web site. I had never heard of Chilton Foliat until
recently and would love to visit there if ever I get to
England.
Kind regards
Corryn
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| Dateline:
24 September 2006 |
| The
webmaster has just discovered an embarrassing error in this
web site's navigation bar on the left. There were two
entries for the 2005 fete, and none for the 2006 fete. This
has now been corrected. Goes so show how much attention the
web's visitors pay. Nobody told the webmaster! |
| Dateline:
24 September 2006 |
| The
annual Harvest Supper took place last night, brilliantly
organised by David Hickford. Star guest was Nick Lumley, the
incredibly talented local actor. The webmaster had seen Nick
in action before at The Watermill Theatre, in an Alan
Ayckbourn play, when he was achingly funny in the leading
role. But the webmaster had no idea he was such a talented
musician. He started off playing a Spanish guitar to
accompany his singing, which was excellent in itself. He
followed this, a little later, with the brick trick. His
wife, Caroline, was conscripted to hold a 20 metre length of
knicker elastic between her teeth. The other end was tied to
a brick, held by Nick. The threat was that Caroline's teeth
were incredibly strong, and that the brick would travel over
the heads of the assembled guests when Nick released it.
We'll leave you to figure out what happened next. The many
assembled villagers had a fabulous evening, thanks to
David's great organisation, support from generous locals,
and the untiring efforts of the helpers. Nick's piece de resistance
was his unaccompanied rendering of Nessun Dorma.
Not just good. Not just very good. But mind-blowing. He
would not have been out of place in a world-class opera
house. Incredible talent! Click here to see the pictures. |
| Dateline:
22 September 2006 |
| The
Wheatsheaf is just launching its special British food
fortnight, with specially selected produce from quality
suppliers. Click here to
see a selection. And if you want a hassle-free Christmas
meal, click here to see
the Wheatsheaf's menu. And it's also the first
anniversary of Tracy arriving at the pub. We wish her
continued good luck. |
| Dateline:
19 September 2006 |
| And
more on the bugs....Did you know that the bugs cost about
10% of the total wheelie bin cost to the Council (that's us
by the way). That translates to over £60 grand. And the
Council apparently does not even have a device to read them
with. What on earth is the point? Unless it's the precursor
to a major snooping exercise on behalf of the Council. By
the way, the next time the Council wants to waste such a lot
of residents' money, they could at least offer it to a
deserving cause such as the webmaster. But despite being a
needy cause, the webmaster would not accept it anyway. It
should go back to the people who paid for it in the first
place. The Council ratepayers. |
| Dateline:
19 September 2006 |
| Received
from a village resident. AKA the Chairman of our Parish Council:
I know what's been said by
Chris Humphries about all Parish Councillors having been
informed about the "bugs in the bins". I
think you should know that the remark certainly does not
apply to Chilton Foliat Parish Council. At no time
were we informed that the bins would be fitted with such a
device.
What's more, the idea that the device is there so the bin
can be identified and returned if it is lost, or in case of
a dispute, does not sit comfortably with a sentence in the
leaflet which accompanied the bins in the first place.
This says, "Please mark your bin with your house number
so we can return the correct bin to you."
Two thoughts spring to mind. Firstly, why was that
sentence considered necessary if the bin was fitted with a
device to do just that and secondly, why bother anyway if
all the bins belong to KDC? If that is the case, it
doesn't matter whether I have the bin issued to me, or to
anyone else.
Maybe we should have a village bin-swapping party!
Regards
Nic Coome
Chairman, Chilton Foliat Parish Council |
| Dateline:
15 September 2006 |
| The
latest Neighbourhood Watch information is up. Did you know
there had been a recent outbreak of forged £29 notes (shouldn't
that be £20 notes? Ed...) in this area recently? If you
didn't, you do now. When your money next gets refused in the
supermarket, you'll know why. Click
here to read all about it it and more. |
| Dateline:
14 September 2006 |
| The
latest Parish Council minutes
are up. Two points should be noted.
The first is the apology of
absence from Chris Humphries. He must have a very busy life,
doing his job as leader of KDC (see below), and at the
moment he must be especially busy defending the council's
decision to put bugs in the bins without telling anyone.
Especially since KDC (according to their press release)
apparently briefed all Parish Councils about their impending
presence. That's news to many Parish Councillors. Including
most from this village.
The second point is that,
according to the minutes, the Youth Club is not meeting any
more. Well, this is a de facto fact, but nobody told the
acting chair of the Youth Club that it was official. As far
as he is aware. But then again, who stepped forward to be
chair of the Youth Club when the existing Chair resigned?
You're right. Nobody. And the same applied to the fete when
the Chair and Treasurer resigned. Youth Club and Village
Fete RIP, then. Unless anyone still wants to step forward (cries
of applause, stampede of volunteers. Ed...) Click
here to read the Parish Council minutes. |
| Dateline:
11 September 2006 |
| And
just in case anyone has forgotten about the 'bugs in the
bins", the Mail on Sunday yesterday published another
lengthy article, titled 'The Great Bug Rebellion'. Did you
know that in Bournemouth, which suffers the same bug
affliction as our village, and the rest of Wiltshire,
councillors reckon that 25,000 bugs 'have been unscrewed'.
Well, you can't unscrew ours. You have to lever them out
with a screwdriver (so the webmaster has been informed). The
Mail also says, incorrectly, that the bugs are about the
size of a 1p piece. Maybe the subs left off a '0'. Or
they're living in a different century.
It also quotes Mr Meeks, a
respected Winterbourne Monkton village resident, and a
former Chief Inspector of the Special Branch, as saying:
"From my time in the Special Branch I know all about
the permissions that have to be sought to keep tabs on
someone.... Kennet District Council (KDC) has covertly
installed this device on my property and that is an
intrusion into my private life.". The article goes on
to quote Chris Humphries saying 'These bins belong to the
Council (so nobody is allowed to do anything about it)....." And then "A council spokesman added:
Residents are not authorised to remove these
chips....". He then goes on to threaten criminal
proceedings against residents who remove them.
Mr Meeks certainly does
know what he is talking about. He had to get permission to
bug peoples' phones in his very senior position with the
Special Branch. KDC seems to think they are above all this unnecessary
paperwork. and just install the bugs anyway. Come on, KDC.
Get real! You're trying to do a great job with the recycling
initiative. There are a few things that need streamlining,
but don't get hung up because you messed up on the bin bugs.
Just admit you got it wrong, and do it better next time! Try
advance communication and consultation. You may find it
helps. Don't forget we're supposed to be living in a
democracy! |
| Dateline:
10 September 2006 |
| Helen
and Tim got married yesterday in our village Church.
Helen was very late indeed. Over 20 minutes. Tim looked more
nervous by the minute, although did a good job of trying to
hide it. All the guests started to think that she had
changed her mind. Not a chance! It turned out that her dress
was much more difficult to put on than she had anticipated
(it did look gorgeous!), and it took her forever to get it
together. It was a lovely service, with family and friends
gathered together to wish the happy couple a fantastic
future. And Minal fete must have been 25 minutes late
opening because of Helen's dress. The vicar was supposed to
be opening it at 2pm, not 2.25pm! If you'd like to see some
great (and very unofficial) pictures of the wedding, click
here. |
| Dateline:
5 September 2006 |
| Just
a little note about district council leader Chris Humphries'
comment that it is "illegal for anyone to remove the
chips [in the bins]". Mr Humphries, is it not
illegal for a district council to place potential electronic
snooping devices in peoples' private properties without
telling them? The webmaster looks forward to welcoming Mr
Humphries' secret thought police in the true spirit of 1984,
which the Council appears to have signed up to. |
| Dateline:
4 September 2006 |
| At
last, some happy news that is not about bugs in the bin!
Angela and Ivan Keen of The
Groves, Chilton Foliat, have now got their new Baby
Boy, Joshua. He safely arrived on the 22nd August 2006 and
all is going well. Angela and Ivan would like to say a big
thank you to all well wishers in the village.
And, whilst on the subject of
babies, Alex and Sam Wolclough's recent arrival, Kira, was
christened in the village church last Sunday. The event was attended
by many friends and family. |
| Dateline:
1 September 2006 |
• News listing
From the front page of the Gazette & Herald Thursday 31st August 2006
Villagers at Winterbourne Monkton were so incensed that their wheelie bins were fitted with micro chip "bugs" they removed the items and are to send them, recorded delivery, back to Kennet's Devizes HQ this week. But district council leader Chris Humphries this week said it was illegal for anyone to remove the chips.
Speaking from Thailand where he has been on holiday, Coun Humphries said: "They would be tampering with the bins that
belong to the council".
The story continues on Page 29....
Big Brother furore over Spy in the bin
Kennet residents who remove microchips from their wheelie bins could be breaking the law and may be fined, the district council is warning. Officers and councillors appealed to council tax payers to stay calm after a report in national press sparked fears of Big Brother watching over them. Kennet's director of community and environmental services Mark Smith claimed the identification chips are inert and contain only an identity number that identifies which wheelie bin belongs to which house. But he warned householders who remove the chips could be charged with criminal damage despite the chips apparently having no purpose. He said Kennet officers cannot access any information because the council does not have a scanner.
Mr Smith said: "We appeal to all residents not to remove the chips. Although they are not active at the moment, they may be useful if the Government
does introduce the weighing of waste." Having the chips cost the council an extra £2.30 for each of its 30,000 bins, but Mr Smith defended the expense.
He said: "In the event that the government decided to introduce charges for the collection of household waste, it would save the Kennet council tax payer many thousands of pounds for either new bins or the retrospective fitting of the identification chips and so buying the bins with the chips is a prudent precaution." Some residents have removed the chips from their bins and have been posting them back to the council.Martin Meeks and his neighbours in Winterbourne Monkton, near Avebury, have already taken action. He said: "Everyone here has taken out their chips and sent them back. But there are some disquieting aspects to all this. How was it kept so quiet when public money is involved, and is there a greater plot here? Is the Government going to introduce charging? Kennet says it only has the chips in there for identification so they can be returned if they go missing. What about my green compost wheelie bin? I pay £26 a year for that and that hasn't got a chip in ."
David Morris of High Lawn, Devizes said: " No one asked my permission to put an electronic device in my bin or even had the good manners to tell me about it. Even if it is perfectly harmless, Kennet have been very highhanded in all of this and it is a very foolish way of handling it."
Mr Smith said: "The chips do not contain any personal or any other information nor are they capable of spying on anyone."
Councillors are kept in the dark
Kennet councillors say they were unaware of the 'spy in the bin'. Coun Alan Wood said: "At no time was I, as a district councillor, made aware by the officers that the chip in the wheelie bin could or would be used for any other purposes than returning lost bins to the home they were delivered to. I will find out what the officers knew about the potential spy uses of this chip and why the elected members were not informed.
Mark Smith, director of environmental and community services claimed to be stunned by the reaction caused by the newspaper article saying no secret was made
of the chip in the bin because it is totally harmless.
The Gazette & Herald posed a series of questions to Kennet District Council after receiving a stream of of phone calls about the chips. Kennet says the reason the chips were not mentioned in all of the publicity prior
to the introduction of the Alternate Weekly Collection in either the DVD and leaflets because a large amount of information had to be disseminated about the need to recycle and the importance of making residents understand the reasons for the new Waste Collection arrangements. They claimed that officer spoke quite openly about the chips at parish, town council and residents' forum meetings.
Did you hear this discussed at any of the meetings held about the AWC earlier this year? Do you have access to minutes which mentioned this?
Let the Gazette & Herald know what you think at: www.gazetteandherald.co.uk
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| Dateline:
1 September 2006 |
| Received
from 'curious villager':
It appears to me that we
could set up a system similar to that of the carbon credit
trading scheme whereby residents who have spare space in
their bins could "rent out" additional space for
bags to locals.......
Just a thought! |
| Dateline:
31 August 2006 (more) |
| A
villager has now suggested that there should be an overnight
vigilante force to tour the village every other Monday night
to spot people putting their bin bags into others' wheelie
bins. This must be a call for help for two ex-residents who
emigrated to the I of W. Come back B & E - we need you! |
| Dateline:
31 August 2006 |
| Apparently
the villager who sent the email below has had a response
from the councillor saying that the bugs are 'read only'.
That's reassuring, but not really the point. Why was the
community not consulted about potential electronic
eavesdropping? It's the thin end of the wedge. Watch out for
more and more surreptitious official intrusion into our
lives. In a few years' time, you can say it all started in
the village gardens. |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (and more) |
| The
following email was sent by a village resident to the
council. For those of you of a delicate technical nature,
read no further. But if you want some intelligent questions
about the 'bugs in the bins' read on.
Having looked carefully at
the Kennet press release and various responses I
have some questions concerning the transponder fitted to the
wheelie bins.
The transponder is manufactured by Deister Electronic GmbH.
Their web site
is www.deister.com.
The transponders operate on the RFID (radio frequency
identification)
principle. They may or may not have a battery, those without
a battery are
inductively powered by the external reading devices. They
have a limited
amount of processing power and a small amount of memory
storage. I would
expect these transponders to have no battery fitted.
Q1. Would Kennet please confirm whether these transponders
have batteries
fitted or not.
Q2. Would Kennet please advise whether the transponders
purchased are "read only" or have
"read/write" capability. If the transponders have
"read/write" capability they could be reprogrammed
in the future by a hand
held device or a system fitted to a collection vehicle.
Q3. If they are "read only" then to clear up any
further issues samples
transponders from wheelie bins of councillors should be
tested in Devizes
by Kennet with witnesses to demonstrate the data held on the
transponder.
Q4. If they are "read/write" transponders then the
question to Kennet is
what are their future plans for additional programmes and
data for the
"write" capability, and when. |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (more) |
| The
following email was sent by a prominent councillor on
Tuesday 29th August to Ramsbury Parish Council, and several
other interested parties, including several (but not all) of
our parish councillors. For a bit of background, the
councillor is a prominent member of the council who has put
huge efforts into enabling and promoting the Kennet recycling
project. He's not terribly happy that his undoubted efforts
have been eclipsed by the 'bug in the bin' scandal.
I apologise that you have been inconvenienced by an outrageous piece of sensationalist and poor quality journalism. The chips in the bins convey no more information, and serve no further purpose, than the bar code on a can of Coke. To describe them as German spy bugs is xenophobic, inaccurate and strays into a fantasy world.
The attached Kennet press release (link below) adequately explains the background to this complete "non-issue". I am extremely angry that this piece of journalistic excess masks a superb achievement from Kennet residents, who have raised their recycling rate from a lowly 12%, 18 months ago to a UK Premier Division performance of 40% in
July, following the introduction of their black wheelie bins. However, I doubt that the really important National news, of which we should be justifiably proud, will get reported by our wonderful press. I'm copying this note to other Parish Council chairs and parish councillors, because, I'm sure you won't be alone in bearing the load caused by this media irresponsibility.
(The recycling result is undoubtedly fantastic, and
completely necessary. Well done! But next time, don't forget
to inform people they can be monitored surreptitiously by
the council. Without their permission. Ed...) |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (yes, another!) |
| Received
from 'worried villager':
With the current wheelie bin
crisis looming nationwide, I wondered if this website might
offer some respite to those of us finding it all a bit too
much:
Click
here to see it. "Pimp my bin" seems an
appropriate response. |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (and yet another) |
| The
webmaster has received two emails today, one from a
well-known villager and parish councillor asking some very
pertinent questions to the council about the bin bugs. As
usual, he has done his research very well. Another from a
prominent local councillor in a neighbouring village to his
parish council. Your webmaster has asked permission to publish
both of these, and when this is received, they will be
readable here. |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (yet another) |
| Information
received today from a villager
There are no chips on the
green wheelie bins, although there is a hole in them for a
chip. Can the Council explain why one colour of wheelie bin
is chipped, and the other not?
The webmaster has also
received a copy of an email from a prominent local
councillor, who is incandescent about the bugs in the bins
furore. Nobody is doubting the success of the Kennet
recycling initiative, which is admirable. The problem is
that these devices were put in the village's bins without
the knowledge of residents. Apparently, our Parish Council
was not aware of them until the recent press stories (see
email below). |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (another) |
| Another
email received today from a villager
Having read your latest on the web page I took the link to
KDC, it
works well thanks, and was interested in Chris Humphries
press release that
all this was "openly discussed at Parish and County
levels" but obviously
not Chilton Foliat as the Councillors I have spoken to were
as unaware as
ourselves. This I find worrying as Chris attends our PC
meetings, why didn't
he inform them ?
I can fully understand the economic reason for adding the
chip at the
production level as to have fitted them at a later stage
would indeed have
been a far more costly venture, paid for by ourselves of
course. But when
will local government and Parliament realise they are
dealing with, on the
most part, intelligent commonsense people who are perfectly
capable of
coping with truth at conception instead of concealing the
whole truth which
inevitably leads to scare mongering and bad press.
I personally think the re-cycling is great and don't have a
real problem it
is merely a change of life that we all have to get used to
and lets face it
as a nation we do not like change especially on this sort of
subject. I
recently had my black box left because I had not washed out
a couple of tuna fish tins which I thought was a little OTT
but I know others have suffered
worse.
Regarding the problem of flies in the bin, the best way
around it is not to
put food waste in your bin, ( OK I can hear the groans from
here ! ), if it
can't be composted, i.e. cooked foods, it is well worth
investing in a
incinerating bin or metal basket burner this is a great way
to get rid of
all sorts of stuff that can't be re-cycled. Problem solved.
On another note I heard from a third party that Newbury CA
site are no
longer accepting plastic and card from householders
........... does anyone
know if this is true please ?
Regards to all
Liz 'O' |
| Dateline:
30 August 2006 (another one) |
Email received today from a
villager
Just been on the website
reading your gossip column and I thought it might be worth
reporting that there are some people in the village who
seem to wander round on Monday nights looking for bins
that have a bit of space. This is fine but a couple of
weeks ago an extra one was put in mine (no problem) but
one was put in next door's which meant the bin lid
wouldn't close meaning that the bin would not be
collected. Fortunately I happened to be out there early
that morning and managed to force the bin closed (a bit of
jumping keeps you fit) so all was ok.
Perhaps it's worth putting
something on the website to let people know that most
people would have no objection as long as the bin lid
closed.
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| Dateline:
28 August 2006 |
| Scandal
hits the village. And the rest of Wiltshire. The new black
bins delivered to all households in June this year, contain
secret bugs. Yes, every single one of them. The little
device sits beneath the lip at the front, on the left side
as you look at it. Now, as if it wasn't bad enough
planting surreptitious bugs in our bins, and spying on us,
the Council did not even let us know that they intended to
do this. People only became aware after a major article in
the Mail on Sunday exposed the scam.
It is unbelievable that
residents in this peaceful, law-abiding county should be
snooped on by the Council. It seems that that this action
contravenes all laws governing the right of privacy of the
individual. It is electronic eavesdropping without
anyone's permission.
You can see for yourself what
the Council says on their web site: Kennet
Council Press Release page.
Their story is that the
'bugs' are inert chips used to identify the wheelie bin, and
bearing the same code number as the bin itself. They go on
to say that they do not even have any code readers capable
of reading the chips. But in the event that they do have
them in the future, they will be used simply to record the
code against a house number.
It is understandable that the
Council wants to keep track of its new bins (on which it has
just spent about three quarters of a million pounds), but to
attempt to do this electronically without telling the
residents, is outrageous, and seems to be against the spirit
of the Data Protection Act. The Council say that they issued
press releases about this, and openly discussed it. That may
be the case, but your webmaster, for one, was completely
unaware that his garden contained a new type of bug he had
not come across before.
And speaking about keeping
track of the bins, the council could have an interesting job
on its hands if it thinks the electronic bugs will take care
of it. One village resident, who the webmaster talked to
recently, said he would remove the bug from his bin, drive
to the M25, and throw it onto the hard shoulder. Kennet
bin-trackers will be scouring the country for non-existent
bins if others follow suit!
The Council's web site says
that some tabloids have chosen to make mischief by reporting
the bin-bugs. This is not the case at all. The
tabloids have for once, acted completely responsibly in
alerting the public to what has happened. This is no less
than Big Brother tactics, and should never have happened
without public consultation.
The whole affair is
outrageous, and the Council is trying to whitewash it. If
you would like to make the Council aware of your opinion,
email the leader of the Council, Chris Humphries, at kennet@kennet.gov.uk.
There's no doubt that recycling
has to be taken seriously, and few would argue against that.
Kennet Council has undertaken an important initiative here,
and most of it works very well. However, there are some
major flaws which need to be thought out. The most obvious
are the wheelie bins themselves. They are only collected
fortnightly, raising the risk of a serious public health
hazard. As anyone with one of the bins knows, during the
recent hot weather, every time the wheelie bin was opened,
swarms of flies emerged, and thousands of maggots could be
seen inside. Villagers were left to hose down their bins
(yes, during the hosepipe ban), and wash them out with
disinfectant to prevent the village becoming infested with
flies.
And the council's advice on
that? Well, one village resident rang for advice (apparently
their recycling help line is very busy - not surprisingly),
to be told, to spray their bin with fly spray. Not only is
that not at all eco-friendly, but it's impossible to keep
the flies from escaping when you open the bin. Then,
they were told to put their bin bags in
their home freezer until collection day. The mind boggles!
It's easy to imagine a villager opening their freezer to
remove frozen foods for the kids' dinner, only to have to
rummage through stacks of rubbish bags. Hygienic? We think
not! Freezer sales in the village will go through the
roof if everyone has to buy another freezer just for their
rubbish. |
| Dateline:
16 August 2006 |
| It's
a hands-free village. In the last month no less than 3 villagers
have had incapacitated hands. It started off with
Mark, who had to have his hand wrapped in bandages after
breaking into his own house (he locked the keys inside).
Then Nigel had an operation on his hand and was in bandages
too. Then Mark's other hand got stung by a wasp and swelled
to a football size. Now Alan's hand has blown up. Last night
he was getting his small son Louis to sleep, and he fell
asleep too. With his hands through the bars of the cot. An
hour and a half later, he woke up, only to find that he had
to use his other hand to extract the arm stuck in the cot. A
doctor friend advises him that not only did he lose his
blood circulation, but also that his nerve got trapped.
Apparently he'll be able to move his fingers again in about
4 days. So the message for the newly incorporated Chilton
Foliat Tourist Board is "Come to Chilton Foliat and
lose the use of a hand". Something tells the webmaster
that this might not pull in hoards of visitors! |
| Dateline:
10 August 2006 |
| A
nice email arrived today from a gentleman whose ancestors
used to like in the village. It's nice to know people find
the web site useful!
"Thank you so very much for
including me in your emailings. Some time ago I had
requested some assistance in confirming that some of my
ancestors had at one time owned property in Chilton Foliat.
This was not confirmed through a couple of investigations.
Imagine my delight when I read through the history of
Chilton Foliat and on page 11 discovered a reference to
Anthony Hinton buying some property there. He in turn
bequeathed it to his son and then on to a grandson.
This makes a valuable addition to the narrative of my family
line. Thanks again and please keep me on your mailing
list." |
| Dateline:
5 August 2006 |
| Last
night saw a couple of parties in the village, both hosted by
eminently respectable members of our community. One was a
gathering of about 50 magistrates, colleagues of the host,
who is a magistrate himself. The assembled gathering of
worthies was enjoying a lovely peaceful evening in their
beautiful garden overlooking the river. And at the same
time, just a few houses along, the other party was getting
under way. However, the magistrates' peace did not last all
evening, as party number 2 had hired a band to play. And
they could be heard everywhere in the village they were so
loud.
Having said that, they were
also very good, and the webmaster even ventured out to
gatecrash the party to hear them at first hand. And party
number 2 did not go on all night - the band finished playing
at quite a civilised hour. It could be good news for the pub
if this trend continues, as they will not need to play any
music behind the bar any more!
Now, speaking about public
nuisances (which we weren't, but it's an excuse to change
the subject), the woodpeckers in the village need to be
served ASBOs. Until a couple of months ago, the webmaster
was woken every morning by the pneumatic drill-like sound of
woodpeckers drilling. He could not find out where they were.
A while ago, he noticed that a plum tree in his garden had
apparently snapped in half. He thought it was just rotten,
but no. On closer inspection the other day, it turned out
that the woodpeckers had drilled so many holes halfway up
the trunk, that the tree had broken in half! You will have
noticed that at the last Parish
Council meeting, a complaint was made about the youth of
the village cutting down trees at the recreation ground. It
is to be hoped that at the next meeting, the matter of
woodpeckers doing exactly the same thing will be aired. |
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